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True Church Stories - #32

This is a more recent true church story...it occurred a few months ago during one of our Sunday morning worship rehearsals with the band, frontline singers and choir.  

We were in the midst of a rehearsal and my oldest son Dustin was leading a song on his guitar.  Suddenly I noticed that his zipper was all the way down.  So I discreetly went over and whispered, "Son, your zipper is down."  And instead of him responding in kind and discreetly pulling it up, with a completely straight face he proceeded to announce over the microphone,   "Mother, I planned it that way.  I like to wear my zipper down."  (You have to understand my son is a total comedian.  He does NOT like to wear his zipper down nor did he intend to, he was just being funny.  It worked.  The whole worship ministries team busted out laughing when he said this.)

I had the last word, however.  When he said what he did, I turned around and announced, "Well son, I suggest you pull it back up especially since the song you're leading is, "I Give Myself Away."

Everyone lost it.

Comments

Rhonda said…
OH.MY.WORD.!!!!!! I bet your household is a scream!!
Yup. It is.

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