Would you choose to...

There's a game that I downloaded onto my phone, called, "Would You Choose To..." and you vote on things such as:

Would you choose to...

• Be super hairy or...be hairless
• Go shirtless for the rest of your life or...go pantless for the rest of your life 
• Be kicked in the face by an angry donkey or...be roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris

 So while I'm bored and waiting in line (after having checked my mail) I can flip through this game and make choices and see how I rate with the rest of the millions of people who have also voted on these things.  It's fun friday and I thought I'd make up my own today, just for fun.  That's right, forget about reality my friends, and let your mind wander a few moments into these scenarios...

Would you choose to...

• Pastor the same preacher killer church for 30 years straight, or hang over a snake pit for 30 years?  Wait, isn't that the same thing??
• Never be allowed to to wear a bra ever again, or always have to wear a bra 24/7?  Depends on if it's underwire...
• Have your car stall in the middle of the busiest intersection in town or throw up on the grocery store conveyor belt?
• Have to eat Cherrios for dinner 30 nights straight or be forced to drink only pomegranate juice with meals for 30 days straight?
• Live in 103 degree heat for a week or temperatures of 10 below 0?  
• Have your kids ask for your help with a science project due the next day that they haven't started on or have your husband tell you that four friends are coming for dinner in an hour...unexpectedly?
• Live without eyeshadow the rest of your life or live without hairspray?
• Be forced to wear pantyhose everyday for the rest of your life, or get a mammogram every Monday afternoon for life?  
• Have a husband who insists on swearing Speedos in public or private for that matter or  or a son who insists on getting ear spacers (gauges)?

Have fun choosing on this Fun Friday...