Would you choose to...

There's a game that I downloaded onto my phone, called, "Would You Choose To..." and you vote on things such as:

Would you choose to...

Be super hairy or...be hairless
Go shirtless for the rest of your life or...go pantless for the rest of your life
Be kicked in the face by an angry donkey or...be roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris

So while I'm bored and waiting in line (after having checked my mail) I can flip through this game and make choices and see how I rate with the rest of the millions of people who have also voted on these things. It's fun friday and I thought I'd make up my own today, just for fun. That's right, forget about reality my friends, and let your mind wander a few moments into these scenarios...

Would you choose to...

Pastor the same preacher killer church for 30 years straight, or hang over a snake pit for 30 years? ~~Wait, isn't that the same thing??~~
Never be allowed to to wear a bra ever again, or always have to wear a bra 24/7? ~~Depends on if it's underwire...~~
Have your car stall in the middle of the busiest intersection in town or throw up on the grocery store conveyor belt?
Have to eat Cherrios for dinner 30 nights straight or be forced to drink only pomegranate juice with meals for 30 days straight?
Live in 103 degree heat for a week or temperatures of 10 below 0?
Have your kids ask for your help with a science project due the next day that they haven't started on or have your husband tell you that four friends are coming for dinner in an hour...unexpectedly?
Live without eyeshadow the rest of your life or live without hairspray?
Be forced to wear pantyhose everyday for the rest of your life, or get a mammogram every Monday afternoon for life?
Have a husband who insists on swearing Speedos in public ~~or private for that matter~~ or or a son who insists on getting ear spacers (gauges)?

Have fun choosing on this Fun Friday...

Comments

Anonymous said…

A week of 10 below zero? Where I come from [depending on the time of year!], we call that a HEAT WAVE!!!!!

8:23 PM

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