Friday, October 15, 2010

Would you choose to...

There's a game that I downloaded onto my phone, called, "Would You Choose To..." and you vote on things such as:

Would you choose to...

  • Be super hairy or...be hairless
  • Go shirtless for the rest of your life or...go pantless for the rest of your life 
  • Be kicked in the face by an angry donkey or...be roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris
 So while I'm bored and waiting in line (after having checked my mail) I can flip through this game and make choices and see how I rate with the rest of the millions of people who have also voted on these things.  It's fun friday and I thought I'd make up my own today, just for fun.  That's right, forget about reality my friends, and let your mind wander a few moments into these scenarios...

Would you choose to...

  • Pastor the same preacher killer church for 30 years straight, or hang over a snake pit for 30 years?  Wait, isn't that the same thing??
  • Never be allowed to to wear a bra ever again, or always have to wear a bra 24/7?  Depends on if it's underwire...
  • Have your car stall in the middle of the busiest intersection in town or throw up on the grocery store conveyor belt?
  • Have to eat Cherrios for dinner 30 nights straight or be forced to drink only pomegranate juice with meals for 30 days straight?
  • Live in 103 degree heat for a week or temperatures of 10 below 0?  
  • Have your kids ask for your help with a science project due the next day that they haven't started on or have your husband tell you that four friends are coming for dinner in an hour...unexpectedly?
  • Live without eyeshadow the rest of your life or live without hairspray?
  • Be forced to wear pantyhose everyday for the rest of your life, or get a mammogram every Monday afternoon for life?  
  • Have a husband who insists on swearing Speedos in public or private for that matter or  or a son who insists on getting ear spacers (gauges)?
Have fun choosing on this Fun Friday...

1 comment:

pastorleanne said...

A week of 10 below zero? Where I come from [depending on the time of year!], we call that a HEAT WAVE!!!!!