There's a game that I downloaded onto my phone, called, "Would You Choose To..." and you vote on things such as:
Would you choose to...
Would you choose to...
Would you choose to...
- Be super hairy or...be hairless
- Go shirtless for the rest of your life or...go pantless for the rest of your life
- Be kicked in the face by an angry donkey or...be roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris
Would you choose to...
- Pastor the same preacher killer church for 30 years straight, or hang over a snake pit for 30 years?
Wait, isn't that the same thing?? - Never be allowed to to wear a bra ever again, or always have to wear a bra 24/7?
Depends on if it's underwire... - Have your car stall in the middle of the busiest intersection in town or throw up on the grocery store conveyor belt?
- Have to eat Cherrios for dinner 30 nights straight or be forced to drink only pomegranate juice with meals for 30 days straight?
- Live in 103 degree heat for a week or temperatures of 10 below 0?
- Have your kids ask for your help with a science project due the next day that they haven't started on or have your husband tell you that four friends are coming for dinner in an hour...unexpectedly?
- Live without eyeshadow the rest of your life or live without hairspray?
- Be forced to wear pantyhose everyday for the rest of your life, or get a mammogram every Monday afternoon for life?
- Have a husband who insists on swearing Speedos in public
or private for that matteror or a son who insists on getting ear spacers (gauges)?

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